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The Crick Crack Club presents
The Grand Annual Lying Contest 2017
Thursday 30 March
All orders will be subject to a fee of £1.50 except if your tickets are free or if you are a member
In a nutshell
An evening of relentless and preposterous absurdity is thrust upon a bewildered world, as fibbers, leg-pullers, prevaricators, and downright liars compete in public in this celebrated annual competition.
Crick Crack Club Maestro of Ceremonies, Ben Haggarty, will marshal an unruly squad of hopeful contestants as they lie, or tell a story about lying, in an attempt to impress the audience and a panel of three carefully selected international master judges whose decision may or may not be final. They'll be competing for the most treasured trophy in the storytelling world – the legendary Hodja Cup - plus a chance to win one hundred guineas in hard cash, and be heralded the ‘Liar’s Laureate’.
Each entrant must tell a lie, a lying tale, or a story about a lie or lying, which is longer than 3 minutes, but shorter than 7 minutes. Points out of 10 will be awarded according to:
- The content of the lie
- The delivery of the lie
- The audience response to the lie
Three judges from this world, the other world, or anywhere in-between, have been carefully selected for their unmatched probity. Their identity will be kept highly secret until the night of the contest, in order to avert any attempts at bribery. The Judges’ decision may or may not be final.
HOW TO ENTER
To apply to enter the contest, please e-mail the Master of Ceremonies, Ben Haggarty at firstname.lastname@example.org stating your name, a little about yourself and why you (as opposed to anyone else) should be allowed to enter. Closing date for applications is 28 Feb 2017. Entrants will be announced on the 5 March 2017. (We have limited places, so please accept, in advance, our apologies that we may be unable to admit all applicants)
What to Expect
Lies, lies, lies and more lies.
THE CRICK CRACK CLUB is the UK's premiere performance storytelling programmer and promoter, working with the finest performance storytellers, developing audiences, supporting artists and collaborating with venues across the UK and Europe.
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Things you should know
Suitable for ages 14+
This event is wheelchair accessible.